Topic: You know you've been playing TF2 too long when...

[Stormgren]

You know you've been playing TF2 too long when:

1.  While attempting to help a co-worker get a set of frozen lugnuts loose to change a car tire, the thought  crosses your mind that maybe, just maybe, you can wack at it with the socket wrench you're holding and it'll repair the tire.

2.  You know you've been playing Pyro too often when you walk up to a co-worker (Kyord in this case) and say: "Hudda hudda hudda!" as a greeting.  Bonus points if they automatically get it.

Yes, both of these have happened to me in the last two weeks.  Yes, I need to get a life that isn't just working my butt off and playing TF2.   

[JacktheBodiless]

My coworkers are not cool like that, but there is one other guy in my practice who is pretty convinced his wife got him the OBox for Chrissy... hopefully he will be joining our demented ranks soon! 

Let me add my own:
Driving down the interstate in the snow with the windows open yelling "Happy!!!!!" (or is it, "Capping!!!!) in a Russian accent. 

You check every corner in the hospital for a blue or red dot before you go around it.

When someone walks up behind you, you spin around and immediately wonder where that @#*(*&% "3" key went to whip out your melee.

[Gad]

Calling lazy people at work "maggot"

When something unexpectently good happens yelling "kaaa-bean"

[Nameless]

[batt-76]

lol nameless

[DeadGoat]

 

That's too much!!!

[raVen]

You know you have been playing pyro when you measure ALL distances as flame thrower distance , shot gun distance and axe distance .

[Darth Walt]

When you would rather join the server than spend alone time with the wife...While this has never happened to me i would think it could be # 1

[Rockey Racoon]

you know you've been playing too much when you look at your wristwatch and start sneaking around with a pocket knife 

[BUBBAGUMP]

1.  While attempting to help a co-worker get a set of frozen lugnuts loose to change a car tire, the thought  crosses your mind that maybe, just maybe, you can wack at it with the socket wrench you're holding and it'll repair the tire.

Sad thing is i've actually done that without  even knowing it............

[JacktheBodiless]

When you would rather join the server than spend alone time with the wife...While this has never happened to me i would think it could be # 1

Would that be  alone time  or just plain old alone time?

[Twisol]

When you're playing Half-Life 2, and after beating off a cluster of man-hacks you think "That's a lot of metal," in the Engie sense of "metal"

[mephisto_kur]

I have never "beat off" a "man-hack."

[Smackintosh]

 

[Twisol]

I get the feeling that was meant to be perverted. :|